Here I am, a pissy white boy with big dreams and a large ass.
Age 29, Male
Comic Artist
Wisconsin
Joined on 12/7/13
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Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
Kill 5 bees you racist
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
You went too quickly
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Go quickly
Play as Picture of Shaq
Play over an hour
Get burned by a sun
Reach space
Use a nuke
Crush an angry ground creature
Blow up a jeep
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana